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The Beginning
The Flat Globe Society was founded when explorers realized their maps didn’t add up. Turns out, the world wasn’t round or flat — it was both, depending on who you asked and how many pints they’d had. Our lore begins at the edge of reason, where globes become pancakes and compasses spin out of spite.
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The Evidence
Why do planes take such weird routes? Why do cats instinctively push things off tables? Why does your GPS reroute every time you’re near the edge of the map? Coincidence? We think not. The evidence is everywhere — if you’re willing to look sideways.
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The Ice Wall
Antarctica isn’t just cold — it’s the ultimate border wall. A shimmering rim of ice that keeps oceans in and adventurers out. No passport, no ladder, no climbing gear can get you past the great frosty frontier. The Ice Wall: nature’s final do-not-cross sign.
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Emergency Landings
When pilots have to make surprise landings, they often end up in places that make no sense on a globe. But on our map? Crystal clear. From Alaska to the Azores, these ‘emergency breadcrumbs’ point to truths airlines don’t want you to know.
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Believers (and Doubters)
From Victorian gentlemen with telescopes to your uncle at Thanksgiving, flat-globe lore has its champions and skeptics. Some came with equations, some came with memes, but all came with questions no spinning ball could answer.
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Become Flat
Learning is just the first step. Wearing is the second. Show your Flat Globe allegiance with gear that sparks questions, side-eyes, and maybe a nervous laugh or two. Because nothing says ‘truth seeker’ like a comfy T-shirt.
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